Attention Bloggers, Forum makers, and all Background seekers!
God, I really, really, really hate to do this, but apparently I'm moderately popular enough to demand it. 
If you want to use any of the images in the Xena Wing as a background or anywhere else on your webpage, you may, BUT: 
Do not link to the image.  Save it on your own server.  You must give me credit, and refer back to this site.  DO NOT put your own copyright on it. 
If these requests are not honored, you may abruptly find that your background has turned into a profanity-laden rant against people who steal others' work. 

Sorry, folks, but I'm getting tired of having to check my recent visitors list all the time.  Bandwidth costs money, ok?

I have been officially recognized as the class clown of the people who post regularly to the newsgroup.  Please note the special "funny" sig mark on these - it's my self-portrait.  Most of these are meant to make you laugh, but a few are just silly.

Parade Olympian Family The Death of a Good Wig Cootie Spray
This was brought on by the cap of caesar - he's holding his helmet, but all you can see of it here is the feather.  Looked like a boa to me... Another in my "Myth Dictionary" series.  This one came to mind as soon as I read the article, because they are all such experts at making faces. I really like Aphrodite.  And when she's moving, she's very beautiful.  But in still pictures, I start to realize how awful that wig really is...  Though in her most recent appearance it's much better. Their expressions just begged for it.
Ares' Vacation Dude Enough Strip
This was for Vacation theme night. See, it's funny, cuz that's Young Jason (from the Young Hercules series) talking about a shot of Herc's mom from before Herc was born - and Jason and Herc's mom get married in the Herc original series, see, and....ah, forget it. Poor Gabs.  I have a whole folder just of pics of people holding her hostage or threatening her life  in some way. The first (I think) wall made totally of caps from Young Hercules.  The name's a pun - It was "Comic Strip" theme night, and, when you read it, see, ah, well.  Yeah......
PS - my favorite "comedy word": Dang.
Interpretive Dance Circus Herc title Hope Joke
It was "many skills" theme night - what would the characters do if they did something different? This one was hard.  And my fascination for using motion blur to destroy the background is showing. "Animals" theme night.  Dedicated to Artemis, who always referred to Kev Sorbo as the Ape Man, cuz of his hairy chest. This is from the comments posted with the images, by the guy who made the caps.  He said that you could tell she was evil just by the way she looked at you.
Horseyslide Fan Family
From the Blooper reel.  Xena fandom - not so cohesive as you might suspect.
 
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